Trump says oil flows freely, Iran will never get nukes

• Trump touts major geopolitical and economic successes.
• Highlights strong markets, record jobs, and lower prices.
• Declares America stronger, safer, and more respected worldwide.

US President Donald Trump took to his Truth Social platform to issue a triumphant all-caps victory lap, taking full credit for a sweeping stabilization of both global energy markets and the domestic American economy.

The statement comes as a historic, war-ending maritime memorandum of understanding between Washington and Tehran goes into full effect.

In his post, Trump directly tied the newly minted diplomatic pact to immediate relief for international markets, declaring that "OIL IS FLOWING" following his executive directive to lift the US naval blockade and permanently reopen the strategic Strait of Hormuz to commercial shipping.

The President further sought to ease global security anxieties by offering an absolute guarantee regarding Tehran’s atomic ambitions, asserting that "IRAN CAN NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON" and explicitly promising that "THE WORLD WILL BE SAFE!"

Turning his focus to the home front, Trump used the platform to champion a series of landmark domestic achievements.

He highlighted a surging Wall Street, stating that "THE STOCK MARKETS ARE ROARING" and pointing to labor metrics to claim that American "JOBS ARE AT RECORDS."

Addressing persistent public concerns over inflation, the President noted that "PRICES ARE DROPPING," framing the economic shift as a massive win for consumer "AFFORDABILITY!"

The brief, highly animated declaration serves as a definitive encapsulation of the administration's "America First" doctrine at a moment of profound international realignment.

Trump concluded his statement by painting a picture of an unparalleled era of American dominance and global standing, declaring that the country is "STRONG, SAFE, AND RESPECTED LIKE NEVER BEFORE," before signing off with a characteristically direct message to the public: “YOU’RE WELCOME!”